baby potatoes 

Sucking on an Asian mans balls

baby potatoes

baby potatoes by Jack Styles February 14, 2015

Baby mashed potatoes 

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

Baby mashed potatoes by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

Instant Potatoes Baby 

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

Instant Potatoes Baby by bschwarz May 24, 2011

Baby Gravy for the Chest Potatoes 

This is when you blow your load on a girls boobs.

Baby Gravy- Cum

Chest Potatoes- Boobs

Gravy for mashed taters in simple terms.

Dude, she's sooo hot. She needs some baby gravy for the chest potatoes.

Baby Gravy for the Chest Potatoes by Riddle Boy June 16, 2008