assanitting 

assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.

Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter

assanitting by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009

Assanitting 

when something is uberly beating something else

dood, guitar hero is SO assanitting rock band atm.

Assanitting by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009