ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

ass status by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010

ass status

its when a tall skinny man who loves boys, uses the word "ass" in every other sentence. When using this a lot you are considered ass status

"Gosh Gresh your such ass status right now."

ass status by bigdrewfosho March 17, 2008

status ass-wipe 

When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.

Examples of a status ass-wipe:

Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.

Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.

status ass-wipe by Jane Mc July 20, 2009

United States Ass Sacking 

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.

I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

United States Ass Sacking by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024