ass critter

1. One who lives in the anal cavity of another individual. These organisms never leave the host's anus, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.An annoying animal or person.

I can't get rid of my god damn ass critters!

ass critter by CJAH April 21, 2004

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ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

ass critter by MPC November 3, 2003

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they chitter, you ass

Phrase spoken by Pat Carr to describe the sound of squirrels.

Andy: "You should hear those squirrels bark."
Pat: "They chitter, you ass!"

they chitter, you ass by Fry May 24, 2004

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