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The Creek of my ass 

I just felt a tingle in the creek of my ass.
The Creek of my ass by haroldjenkins November 17, 2020

Nutella Ass Cheeks 

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit
Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”
Nutella Ass Cheeks by Rainyboi July 18, 2018

Cookieman’s ass cheeks 

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno

my ass cheeks are dry 

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.
" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

Spread dem ass cheeks 

When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".

ass cheek 

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.
That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.
ass cheek by Jake March 5, 2005