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explosive anal cancaids 

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.

Explosive Anal Bead 

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
Explosive Anal Bead by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

anal explosion

When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.
"Did you hear that?"

"Did I hear that? I felt it! That guy must have had an anal explosion!"
anal explosion by Kyle Berliner December 9, 2008

anal explosion

holy shit was that a fart? i felt the vibes through the floor

fuck no it must have been an anal explosion from that fat dude in the pool
anal explosion by STEVO November 28, 2004

Anal Explosion

When one holds in there feces for to long, and it results in a anal explosion.
Jarry: I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!

Joe: Oh no...!

Jarry: * Anal Explosion *
Anal Explosion by DaddyEvelyn November 8, 2019

exclusive anal 

Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".
Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal

Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!