Zonkered 

The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.

"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."

"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."

Zonkered by wwb00 May 14, 2017

zonkered 

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

zonkered by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

Zoinkered 

The act of Smoking weed, and becomes so Zoinked that you smoke catnip believing it to be weed.

Jason: How was the party last night?
Josiah: I did fine, but Jose get Zoinkered
Jose: You said you wouldn't tell anyone, what the fuck man now Rick's gonna find out about the Catnip!

Zoinkered by Zane The Main December 26, 2019