A type of person that is undeniably zesty. Often accompanied with friendly hair, vegetarian shoes, and cute and gay clothes. Never more than 5'5" without Air Forces, typically have shaven body hair. Are easily attracted to light and can be seen wearing a snorkel mask in kiddie pools.

"Hey, look over there! That looks like a zaner misu. That's some friendly hair he has!"

zaner misu by native_playa December 3, 2022

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shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

shady zaner by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015

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Caff Hughs-Zaner

When, in the course of a devil's threeway, one man engages in anal sex with the woman while the other man vigorously licks both of her nipples.

"I hate how Max always gets the ass whenever we Caff Hughs-Zaner"

Caff Hughs-Zaner by Kevin Dangerous October 28, 2013

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zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.

Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

zander ermold by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019

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