were in your dad's lumbar

an idiom that says you are older and more experienced than immature teen cyberbullies in life

Adam: i don't think this is correct answer
jack: you suck at math lol
Adam: wow! i was writing and publishing my research articles when you were in your dad's lumbar, kiddo

were in your dad's lumbar by elahe May 5, 2021

your mom is your dad's mom 

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

your mom is your dad's mom by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006

Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe

I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze

Your dad’s sneeze by spectre729 July 30, 2019

Your Dad's friend 

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.

"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"

Your Dad's friend by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009

your dad's balls 

It's a stupid think people say that refers to your father's testicles

Shut up bruv go suck your dad's balls

your dad's balls by Your dad's balls October 16, 2017

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021

Let's go to your dad's TV 

To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)

Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.

Lola-Hey, I have an idea!

Luis-What?

Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.

Let's go to your dad's TV by Robert De la Guerra April 24, 2010