Wrinkle Wagon 

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

Wrinkle Wagon by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Winkle wagon 

vehicle filled with obnoxious males.

We stopped at a light and a winkle wagon pulled up beside us.

Winkle wagon by Gingy8088 June 14, 2017