Wonderpacks 

Brag-worthy things to do with family and friends, delivered right to your door. Wonderpack plans vary in range, all designed to banish boredom and up your social game.

Guy: “I’m really bored.”

Girl: “I just got one of these Wonderpacks. Want to go Moonlight Hill Hoppin’ tonight?”

Guy: “Duh.”

Wonderpacks by TheRealTarget December 29, 2015

Wonderfacky 

1. Having or displaying wonderful and wacky qualities.

Unlike other portmanteau words such as guesstimate and fantabulous, that make you sound like you’re just too dumb to know which word to use, Wonderfacky conveys two distinctive qualities in one ginormous word.

Empirical proof for wonderfacky being a great portmanteau word is discovered when one says the word aloud. (say it now) see what I mean? Even though it's not a “dirty word”-- it totally sounds like one. Right? This makes it hilarious and valuable. See Zorse, Diabesity, and Spork.

It's literally raining pizza outside, which should be horrible, but it's not even messy, and it's really good quality chicago-style pizza, floating down slowly in the cardboard boxes with the "Pizza Map of Italy" on it.... This is the most wonderfacky situation ever, Steve Curry!

Wonderfacky by CoachC19 September 25, 2010

wonderpants

what i wear that makes me wonderboy. (any pants that i wear make me wonderboy)

Me:Hey u c those pants over there?

Guy:Yeah, what about them?

Me:They make me wonderboy.

Guy:Really? So if i put them on i will be wonderboy?

Me:No

Guy:I'm gonna try anyways!

Me:I shall smite thee with thy smiting stick!

*throws a fence post at they guy and it goes straight through his head*

Me:None shall touch my wonderpants

wonderpants by wonderboy in wonderpants December 24, 2008