Whack Jesus Share definition Flag To be so angry at the world and your lot in it that you look skyward with a burning desire to take Jesus out with an Uzi. I lost both my wives to Cancer...I really want to whack Jesus for this. Whack Jesus by MudWhistle January 26, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Whack Jesus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch