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web weaving

Web weaving is a combination of images and stills from film or television, quotes, art pieces, song lyrics, lines of poetry, even film scripts, which have a theme in common. On tiktok these are also known as “sad slideshows”, but most of them originate from tumblr on the early days. Usually the themes or topic on these posts tend to be gut wrenching or extremely sad.
I cried to a web weaving post last night
web weaving by gabiloo December 12, 2022

Titty Weaving

It is the lesbian version of "titty fucking". Instead of a penis sliding in and out of a cleavage it is the act of two sets of tits weaving in and out, rubbing nipples, etc.
"Last night me and my girlfriend were titty weaving and it was awesome"

"She has big tits, I really want to titty weave with her because I'm a lesbian"
Titty Weaving by Lala & PB March 15, 2013

Weaving Spiders 

Weaving Spiders refers to Business types (individuals) networking and working on business dealings. They are spinning webs (telling their stories) of tales of success and future business opportunities.

The Bohemian Club, of fame and fortune in San Francisco, Est 1878, has a club motto of: “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”. This implies that you are to leave your business dealing and networking tactics at the door, for this place is to be for enjoyment and relaxation.

Etymology:

The Term itself derives from Shakespeare in the Play: A Midsummers Night’s Dream, Act 2 SCENE II. Another part of the wood

Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby.
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence
The place is full of Weaving Spiders cutting their deal and planning for their next finical conquests.

Where do the Corporate types hang out in San Francisco weaving their webs and rubbing shoulders with the other Weaving Spiders?
Weaving Spiders by CarizmaGuy November 2, 2016
Weave, weaving, weaved Threading and are threading on the Threads app by instagram

Defined by @rancellbrito on Threads
Man Justin Timberlake just weaved this thread about musical artist I had to Rethread to stay in the loop.

I’m weaving this thread about Pokémon cards right now I love them.

I need to weave right now, it’s been too many hours.
Weaving by WeavingKing July 6, 2023

underwater basket weaving 

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

Weaving some yarn 

This a when some long winded asshole won't stop telling some stupid story,usually wrapped around his/her self important ass.The tale they tell is dragged on to what seem like an eternity,but to them it's just good shit you are lucky to be hearing.These tall tales are a very common practice at a.a. and n.a. meetings,where as these places give "tools" a soapbox to stand on and preach.
The speaker at the meeting was weaving some yarn about his boring life.
Weaving some yarn by TVCAR March 3, 2010