Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.

Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.

Wakey Waggle by hak.trick February 18, 2010

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wake n wiggle

v. to wake and partake in morning sex

co-worker asks why are you so happy this morning? you smile and say wake n wiggle day

wake n wiggle by gravity0 December 16, 2008

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