Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.

Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

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When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

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When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

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