Vodka Cock

The annoying state of having had too much to drink and not being able to achieve or sustain an erection.

Gina said the guy she brought home last night had vodka cock. Poor thing...she said he was pushing rope all night.

Vodka Cock by DarthIan March 29, 2015

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Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

Vodka Cock by NickEpic July 29, 2012

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vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

vodka induced cockgobbler by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

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