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toluptuous vitties 

An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
toluptuous vitties by Aandy August 10, 2008
Related Words

Do the Vittie 

Crash landing an aeroplane upside down.
Or
Doing something that backfires so badly that either you or your online presence takes major negative hit and eventually dies.
Nah bro, I'm not gonna post that, I don't want to do the Vittie.
Do the Vittie by Cone Time June 28, 2020
Getting fired from a band without “management” having the balls to actually fire you. A la what Billy Joel did to drummer Liberty DeVitto. Rather, they announce they are seeking a new instrument-ist. Pronounced the same as vetoed.
George got vittoed by The Spineless Cobra.
vittoed by Gbase November 5, 2021
getting fired from a band without “management” having the balls to actually fire you. Rather, they announce they are seeking a new instrument-ist. A la what Billy Joel did to Liberty Devitto. Pronounced the same as vetoed.
George realized he had been vittoed by The Spineless Cobra when he saw their ad seeking a new bassist.
vittoed by Gbase November 5, 2021