Vertidick 

a penis that is bent sideways

after a full day of sex, jason had a horrible vertidick

Vertidick by Eric Washenko November 6, 2007

vertifucked

The split second of realization that you thought there was one more or one less stair while carrying a large, heavy object, usually helping one of your loser friends move for the fourth time this year. Said loser friend will always laugh himself to tears as you bleed from the knee and the elbow.

What happened to Paul?

He wasn't watching where he was going, got vertifucked while carrying my t.v. What a dork. Hey, is there any more beer?

vertifucked by udm111 March 2, 2010

VERDICK 

Always right having The final decision or The last say.

I dont fight, I dont argue. I simply say what I say and thats the Verdick ❗️

VERDICK by THE VERDICK February 8, 2019

Veridiculus

Veridiculus combines "veritas" (Latin for truth) and "ridiculus" (Latin for ridiculous). It represents something that is amusingly or ironically true, often in a humorous or unexpected way. (the word is an adjective)

The comedian's clever punchline about the absurdity of everyday life had the audience erupting in laughter, as they recognized the veridiculus nature of his observations.

Veridiculus by Polysemous May 16, 2023