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A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.
Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.
Van Rob by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019
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Rob Van Dam

Rob Van Dam Is a American Professional Wrestler Currently Contracted With The WWE On Its ECW Brand That Was Recently Resurected By Popular Demand Was In The Original ECW Owned By Paul Heyman ,Paul Heyman Has Most Creative Control In The New ECWBut Does Not The New ECW,Rob Van Dam Was Trained By The Original Sheik Ed Farhat Alongside Terry Brunk Known To The World As Sabu Which The Two Would Team Up In The Future In ECW Well Now Rob Van Dam Is Now The WWE/ECW Champion After ECW One Night Stand 2006 Was The Longest To Ever Hold The ECW Television Title For Along 23 Month -Reign As Champion
Rob Van Dam Is The Whole F,N sHOW
Rob Van Dam by Drew Daugherty June 24, 2006

Rob...Van...DAM 

An expression to make yourself feel better whenever bullshit happens. The stoner's version of "Woosah".
Chad: "Man, that Ebola virus sure sounds scary!"

Dave: "Rob...Van...DAM!"
Rob...Van...DAM by Bob Van Dam October 23, 2014

Mario Van Peebles (Robles) 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

robin van persie 

A Dutch, former arsenal striker who was their top scorer before leaving to Manchester united in 2012.
Robin Van Persie is a genius striker
robin van persie by cahill94 January 5, 2013

Robin van persie'd 

To be injured for a period of more than a few months, despite ironically starting to look like a class act. Generally applied to footballers.
"Did you see Jack Wilshere play for Arsenal in the pre-season friendlies?" "Didn't you hear? He's been Robin Van Persie'd. We won't see him again for six months."
Robin van persie'd by Matty78brown October 19, 2011

Robert Van Winkle

The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.
When I first heard Robert Van Winkle's Ice Ice Baby, it changed my life for the better.
Robert Van Winkle by Spiderman3 February 2, 2019