Vagoodoo
The mysterious magic women are able to cast on men by the almighty power of the uterus. It is neither quantifiable nor tangible but somehow usually irresistible by most heterosexual men and causes befuddlement and likely temporarily conversative enfeeblement and lack of comprehension before the aforementioned spell has been cast. Take note - true mistresses of vagoodoo can cast this bedevilment long before the targetted male realizes that BOOM he is in a long term relationship with no chance of parole.
Man, what happened to Bob. His girlfriend Tina cast that Vagoodoo on him, he hasn't been the same ever since.
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