Turd Whale 

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?

Turd Whale by Stand Wiper December 10, 2010

Flaming whale turd 

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd

1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.

Flaming whale turd by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010