Tuke 

The greatest insult of all time. Most commonly used with a negative tone of voice but can sometimes be perceived as a compliment. Pronounced in a a very low, deep rumbling tone of voice and can be drawn out for as long as the user may feel is necessary.

Also the name of a dance move called "the Tuke" in which one spreads his/her arms out wide while rolling the wrists and simultaneously crossing his/her legs over one another at the ankles.

"You're a Tuke!"
"TUUUUUUUKKKKEEEE"
"Son do me a favor hit the Tuke one more time"

Tuke by SlappyCrew December 31, 2015

Tuke 

The canadian phrase for beanie

You got your tuke for snowboarding?

Tuke by Brady January 15, 2004

Tuke 

An acronym for The Ugliest Kid Ever coined in Arlington, Ma and used quite frequently.

TUKE:

T- The

U-Ugliest

K- Kid

E- ever.

Ex. 1: Woah! You hooked up with her? That biddy is Tuke!

Ex. 2: That tuke biddy over there keeps givin me the eye, let's dip before she jumps on my dick.

Tuke by Dr. PillowPants August 5, 2010

tuke 

n.- the ugliest kid ever
adj.- extremely ugly

That girl is tuke!
that is the tukest kid i have ever seen.

tuke by Rach January 21, 2005

Tuke 

The act of quickly shooting a large hard shit out of your ass.

Jared did a tuke during our camping trip and when he did it we thought it was a tree falling down.

Tuke by goldISgood March 19, 2010

Tuke 

Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse

If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho

Tuke by Aballofcorn May 3, 2014

tuke 

An uncircumsized penis with a large foreskin.

Marsha decided to blow Jimmy, but when she pulled back his tuke she choked on his pungent head cheese.

tuke by Hydrochronix October 24, 2004