Touhawk Share definition Flag n. a toupée for people who wear a mohawk hairstyle and are loosing their hair. After many years genetics have caught up with Mr. T, who is bald and is said to wear a touhawk. Touhawk by 2toes December 19, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Touhawk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch