Touchy-passy Share definition Flag The act in which you grope someone's ass as they're walking past you Thing 1: Dude I totally fondled that chicks ass as she strutted past meThing 2: Ooo, a touchy-passy Touchy-passy by I'mamotherfucker October 9, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Touchy-passy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch