Toby Queef Share definition Flag A queef and/or fart that is really loud boisterous and super offensive to "snow flakes". While running her fat ass on the treadmill Amy busted a Toby Queef and cleared the gym. Toby Queef by The Sikness April 8, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Toby Queef mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch