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Thunder bags 

A thunderous clap of racket created when a hostile vagina is fractured free. This is not to be confused with the yelp of finding out you have the clap.
The house rattled from the thunder bags when our friend, Crusty, took down our cougarita friend.
Thunder bags by kirkddsmd March 1, 2009

Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.
Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.
Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.
That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}
Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Mexican thunderbasket 

A group of very large, fat Hispanic dudes participating in a circle jerk.
"I heard he was in a Mexican Thunderbasket on Saturday, we should hit him up and ask about getting involved."