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The Velociraped'r 

The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.

His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
Damn, man, did you see the latest murder this weekend? No doubt the work of The Velociraped'r!
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