The Turnip 

A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.

Person 1: Hey are you reading the Daily News?

Person 2: Hell no. I'm reading The Turnip.

The Turnip by BSUTurnip May 20, 2011

just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

just fell off the turnip truck by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006

Mash the turnip 

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.

Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.

Mash the turnip by The Intangible June 21, 2011

fell off the turnip truck 

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

fell off the turnip truck by Shminka May 28, 2016

Todd the Turnip 

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

Todd the Turnip by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

tickled the turnip 

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

tickled the turnip by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

You really cut the turnip 

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

You really cut the turnip by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022