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just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.
"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

Mash the turnip 

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.
Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.

fell off the turnip truck 

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).
He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

Todd the Turnip 

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad
"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

tickled the turnip 

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

You really cut the turnip 

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"