The Selleck

When an unshaven man gives a woman stubble burn after perfroming cunnilingus.

Joe needs to shave. He keeps giving me a Selleck, and it burns when I pee!

The Selleck by Vegas & B-Daws June 18, 2004

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The Selleck

When a woman makes a mustache of vaginal juices on a man's upper lip after she fingers herself.

Judy pleasured herself and then gave Scott the selleck.

The Selleck by Caseyjones February 13, 2014

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The Tom Selleck

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

The Tom Selleck by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

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