The Sceep 

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.

buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.

The Sceep by Sceep April 12, 2010

licking the sheep's fur 

Shooting up a school

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

licking the sheep's fur by Keklamo May 5, 2020

The sheep from the middle east 

A nickname given to define someone who keeps his pimp hand strong .

Bloodbath :"Shit son did you see how he handled dat bitch!!"
Tree : " Damn straight he s the sheep from the middle east "

The sheep from the middle east by Jelly bean November 25, 2010

The Sheep 

"The Sheep" is a term usually used used in place of awesome, rad, or cool.

Me-"Hey man, whats up?"
Friend-"Well, I just bought a new sports car"
Me-"Dude, those cars are The Sheep!!!"
Friend-"Yeah, Thanks"

The Sheep by ~G-Racing~ April 29, 2010

friend the sheep 

Wilbur soot’s best friend

Wilbur: Look it’s friend the sheep!
Friend: baa

friend the sheep by Bumaine May 21, 2021

Tossin' The Sheep 

When a couple disregards that a female is on her period and has sex anyway. The sheep eludes to the tampon. The tossin' can elude to throwing said tampon at the wall in hopes of it sticking.
I shouldn't be allowed to write these things.

Guy 1: GUESS WHO GOT SOME?!
Guy 2: Wait, I thought your girlfriend was on her period..? Did she stop?
Guy 1: Tossin' the sheep man, tossin' the sheep. *obnoxious wink*
Guy 2: So you basically made spaghetti? With your noodle dick and her period blood as sauce?
Guy 1: Why can't you ever let me be happy?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, Guy One... I love you.
Guy 1: I LOVE YOU TOO!
And then they made gay, gay love until dawn.

Tossin' The Sheep by meta_debater November 20, 2011

The Sheep 

Slang term for Amber Heard’s fanbase. ie: they follow the Heard.

“Aww, man. That person is one of The Sheep”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because he follows the Heard.

The Sheep by Dirk Pitt May 29, 2022