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The Chipper 

The male consumes large quantities of deep fried greasy food preferably a King Rib and a Cheese ‘N’ Burger supper with a few pickled onions thrown in for good measure, a few hours later and with a massive turd brewing the male should insert a clear tube from his ass to the other end that is gaffer taped to his girlfriends mouth. When hes ready to shit begins to smear brown sauce and sarsons brown vinegar onto her minge whilst shagging her arse! In true Scottish Style must be wearing jimmy hats and a kilt towel and swigging from a bottle buckie while pummelling his burd In a smelly run down council flat!! When he’s ready to shoot his muck he bursts into ‘Och Aye the noo Jimmy’ or 'You'll never take our freedom'
You know that rank bird Chantelle? Well I went round to her stinking council flat in Pilton and let her have 'The Chipper' big style! She'll be picking bits of cheese 'N' Burger oot her teeth for days!
The Chipper by The Sweaty Jock August 18, 2009
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drop a log in the chipper 

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

The Wood Chipper 

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!
The Wood Chipper by WNM July 24, 2006

beat the chimper

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.
beat the chimper by mafungo January 6, 2015

get to the chopper 

To Run,Walk, Strut, or jog to a waiting helicopter, to avoid being raped by the predator.
Dutch: lying on the ground after being hit by Predator shoulder cannon, he motions to Asian GirlRun! Get to the chopper!
get to the chopper by Narr June 22, 2006

the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names
the clippers by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020

Ace in the chopper 

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.
Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill