Texas toothpick Share definition Flag the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with. I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth. Texas toothpick by dhb1990 January 3, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Texas toothpick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch