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a very friendly but deadly animal from planet targon. they look similar to a mixture of a tiger and a turtle. they eat from trees which have leaves that resemble oversized marijuana leaves and it has buds of raw meat, so they can support being both herbavor and carnivor. The dominate males are rumored to have a laser gun that comes out of their shell.
i was steezed the other day and i saw a targus. it tried to speak targonian to me, but i said, "excuse me Targus, but i dont speak Targonian."
targus by steezin withphil May 16, 2007
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The word that describes a person who is bananza and that person is often the one who starts "bruh" moments.
boy 1. Stop man, stop being so targus.
girl 1. U want banana?
targus by Jävla Groda September 25, 2019

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.
Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020
1.) a piece of music by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, or the album on which that musical piece first appeared 2.) a mechanical beast resembling a cross between a tank and armadillo 3.) the most awesome/beautiful/powerful thing ever
1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus
Tarkus by Tarkusman January 8, 2009
Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name, the only rolling storage system, and a synonym for match point in tennis. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Your wife's new legal name is Taargus Taargus.

Eric has scored Taargus! He is the winner!
taargus by HellsAttack April 20, 2009
Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name. Also, the only rolling storage system. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Q: Your wife's new legal name is TAARGUS TAARGUS. Is this okay?

A: Okay, I'll make that change for you.
taargus by Taargus Taargus April 5, 2008