tangled slinky

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.

Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.

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Tangled Slinky

The painful occurance when a guy gets his penis gets caught in his zipper.

I was trying to put on my pants and totally got a Tangled Slinky.

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When shit gets stuck in the hair of your ass and it gets more solidified and it hurts to get it untangled so you just leave it there

person 1: I got a tangled stinky
person 2: bro you need a shower to untangle that stinky
person 1: I know I do

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