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Tangled Slinky 

The painful occurance when a guy gets his penis gets caught in his zipper.
I was trying to put on my pants and totally got a Tangled Slinky.
Tangled Slinky by Joe Shmo 26 February 13, 2015

Tangled Stinky 

When shit gets stuck in the hair of your ass and it gets more solidified and it hurts to get it untangled so you just leave it there
person 1: I got a tangled stinky
person 2: bro you need a shower to untangle that stinky
person 1: I know I do