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Swageric 

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal
Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."
Swageric by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012
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swagernförde 

Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.
"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."

Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.
swagernförde by MackeTris August 26, 2012
Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".
Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager
Swager by pedantic piscator November 5, 2009

swager jacker 

A person who jacks your ideas and acts like he made or started that
look at that swager jacker he just stole your flow
swager jacker by bapekid4 July 10, 2006

swagerific 

the maximum extent of swag in any mentioned person, place, or thing.
" You seen cuzo wit da new 30's on da old skool last night, that shit was swagerific."

Swagergy 

the energy that becomes depleted by using swag; what begins to run low if you don't limit/conserve swagger; your related "Swagergy Level" is rated on a scale of 1-100% on the amount of swag left in you
"Whoa dude, you almost forgot to turn your swag off- you should do that to save your swagergy!"
Swagergy by CJ21593 April 10, 2010