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Superbowlner 

When you get a huge raging boner of questionable persistence during while watching the Superbowl of the NFL, thus resulting in an entirely new type of boner... the SuperBowlner.
Guys sitting on a couch drinking beer while watching the SuperBowl, unsuspecting whats about to happen...

Guy 1: "Awesome my team just scored a touch..touchdown..ahhh whats happening!?"
Guy 2: "Looks like a case of Superbowlner."
Guy 1's pants explode and blacks out.
Guy 2 continues to drink beer and watch the game.
Superbowlner by NFL_SUPERSTAR69 October 20, 2009
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superboner 

A boner that is extra long and hard.
"Wow is that like a superboner?!"
superboner by Capernicus January 13, 2004

SuperBowserLogan

The current name of SuperMarioLogan because he got demonitized also the same with SuperLuigiLogan and is now a family friendly channel SuperBowserLogan
Did you see SuperBowserLogans new SML Video Bowser Juinors Sick Pool Party
SuperBowserLogan by YurrStepDad April 11, 2020

superboner 

a superboner is a disease that sometimes can be given to you by a smitty or you just get it anyway
what happens when you get this disease is you all you body parts get aroused or erect and eventually you will get hard to anything you see which makes your bones harden and you start to t-pose randomly you will stay like that for awhile

until you stop seeing the object you got aroused by
guy 1:shit bro i got raped by a smitty yesterday but the doctor said i got a superboner

guy 2: fuck
superboner by yelsuiscool December 5, 2018

superbowlbet 

A bet between a boyfriend and girflriend which whoever's team wins the super-bowl has to give the other head.
Hey owen what u do for the superbowl yesterday.

“I lost superbowlbet and now i need some mouthwash
superbowlbet by #freetayk February 29, 2024