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Stripper Sweat 

The bodily fluids that pour out of an exotic dancers body. This mixture of sweat, perfume, hair spray, and glitter has a tendency to stick to any and every part of your body.

***stripper sweat can only be removed from clothing and skin by scrubbing with rubbing alcohol
Bob: "Hey man, what's that shit smeared all over your glasses?"

Todd: "Ah, just some of the 'ole stripper sweat."

Bob: "I'll get the cleaning supplies."
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sweaty stripper crotch 

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.
Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.