If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk by The BrGr February 9, 2024

Stark's Law 

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.

Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.

Stark's Law by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008

Stork stab 

This is when your man has your legs bent and back touching the floor with your chin against your chest he's standing over top of you plunging the rod in straight up and down like North and South not East and West we call this distort stab because of the way he has to spread his legs apart and plunge up and down

I think I'm going to do the stork stab on my partner tonight

Stork stab by Boypussy1119 February 1, 2023

Vore Story's 

A story based of the fetish vore an example.

As I saw the dragon in all her mighty beauty she gulped me down her slimy throat into her warm pool inside her belly she rubs it gently saying "you'll be in there for a while"

She wrote some Vore Story's on the internet

Vore Story's by 90s hoppin rabbit August 22, 2023

S-story 

S-story

A story about s*x to make u horny

S-story

Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you

You have been waiting months for this

You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-

S-story by Idk.....,... December 8, 2020

Children's Story 

Children's Story is a song by Slick Rick. It tells the tragic tale of a 17 year old boy whos attempt to rob an undercover detective end in him pointing a gun at the D.T, the teenager has second thoughts about pulling the trigger and makes a run for it. He then steals a car, which he later crashs yet surviving, he then grabs a pregnant lady and points a gun at her but "Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and he starts to run on". The song ends with the lyrics "He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, this ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, just another case 'bout the wrong path, straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast? Which, in a nutshell, means that the 17 year old boy had been shot after he surrendered and Slick Rick tells the audience not to follow the wrong path.

"Children's Story" appeared in the popular video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, on classic hip hop radio station Playback FM. The song was also featured on the rival True Crime: New York City soundtrack.

In 1996 Children's Story was redone by Tricky on the album "Nearly God". It was also done by Everlast, released on the album "Eat At Whitey's". This song has also been performed by Mos Def on his collaboration album, "Black Star", with Talib Kweli.

Released: May 2, 1988
Genre: East Coast hip hop
Length: 4:02 (Only around half of this length has speech in it, the other half is just the beat
Label: Def Jam/Columbia
Writer(s): Slick Rick

Children's Story by Gangster, gangster ptuh gangster rap August 23, 2007

Jack Daniel's Story 

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.

Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!

Jack Daniel's Story by K on a Stick February 16, 2008