Spoon lord Share definition Flag Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings. Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lordPerson2: huh Spoon lord by Zigadawg May 4, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Spoon lord mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch