Southampton F.C. 

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

Southampton F.C. by tedfred123 August 2, 2007

Southampton F.C 

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.

Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.

Southampton F.C by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019

Southampton f.c 

the greatest fucking club to ever live better then shitty palace and james ward prowse is a sexy shit

southampton f.c are so good

Southampton f.c by the true name of dan January 10, 2023

southampton fc 

a fucking shithole, don’t go there as it’s a soulless bowl with no atmosphere. mighty pompeys clear of them nitty scums.

knob: i wanna go to st mary’s park!
smart guy: nah it’s a fucking shithole down there with no atmosphere. go to fratton park where there’s a real atmosphere is.
southampton fc.

southampton fc by LLNO February 27, 2025