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Face like a slapped mule's ass 

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.
annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

ass slapper 

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.
Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!
ass slapper by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

bitch-ass slapper 

"Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."