Slap Horny Share definition Flag A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused. Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me! Slap Horny by slappyhorny August 1, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Slap Horny mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch