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Skrumpleton

1. NOUN. (Literally,) a skanky, frumpy, simpleton.

2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.

3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)

4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.

a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'

(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")

5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)
Sadly, some of my closest friends have devolved into SKRUMPLETONS lo these many months.
Skrumpleton by Toot-a-Lou! October 30, 2017
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Scrimpleton 

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.
That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.
Scrimpleton by Goat1000 May 29, 2007
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shrimpleton 

be careful what you say agent daniel shrimpleton is keeping tabs
shrimpleton by sozdatel March 9, 2021

Scrimpleton 

1. The scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. After Phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.
Scrimpleton by JAC1989 May 15, 2011

scumpleton 

Usually used for a sexy male with sexy abs. Doesn't necessarily linked to the word Scumpy, more to the opposite side of the meaning. And the word "pleton" meant for shrewd thoughtful expressive influential knowledgeable spiritual but also self absorbed.
Look at that guy with all those money and hoes

He's a scumpleton man, so it's normal
scumpleton by Fuckthatbootay October 9, 2016