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Shoulder Bag 

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.
Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.
Shoulder Bag by Miss Dish May 20, 2018
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shoulder bag 

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.
hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

european shoulder bag 

A clever way of getting away with the fact your sporting a man purse.
D- 40, "Look at that dork with the man purse"!

K-Rocc, "Thats not a man purse. Thats a european shoulder bag".
european shoulder bag by K-Rocc November 3, 2009