Shoney’s 

A place of unforgivable pain.

Gary: Dude did you here about John?
Derrick: No, what happened?
Gary: His girl took him to Shoney’s, and bit his dick off!

Shoney’s by headless_john March 24, 2020

Shoney's

Someone who describes themselves as a "foodie" while really just having a fondness for chain restaurants.

Shoney's over there is excited about the buffalo wings at Claimjumpers but is critical that they do not carry totchos as well.

Shoney's by the spicy taco September 3, 2009

Going to Shoney's 

Going to jail

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."

Going to Shoney's by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) 

Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!

I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!

S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

Shoney Floater 

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

Shoney Floater by J Holland June 28, 2006

Shoney Floater 

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

Shoney Floater by J Holland June 28, 2006

SHONEY 

The term SHONEY is short for "IS SHE A SHONEY?"

A question/phrase that is often used amongst the male gender for slyly asking one-another whether the member of opposite sex within the vicinity is a honey or not.

The term can also be used as a statement of acknowledgement once all parties agree she is a honey. "SHONEY!"

Tommy: Hey James, over there... SHONEY?

James: Yup... SHONEY!

SHONEY by TSESQ January 16, 2014