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Second Hand Gay 

Second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a blowjob. Second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.
Noah: My girlfriend sucked my dick last night and tried to kiss me.
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!
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Second-hand gay 

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.
Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay
Second-hand gay by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019

Second Hand Gayness 

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness