Schmoozeball 

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

Schmoozeball by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

Schmoozebag by Social descender December 5, 2012