Saymert 

Lahama Turner aka: Taj,a Thai man unable to maintain job status; To pull a saymert: To do something stupid. Often used as a cuss word in extreme situations.

I just drove over a traffic cone, awww SAYMERT! Dude, you totally just pulled a saymert.

Saymert by UFD March 30, 2009

Samert

The coolest person on earth!

Sweet, Kind, Sense of Humor.

Im gonna give you a samert sandwich.

Samert by Amobrodude November 11, 2010