Runners Cock 

When you have been running and you have a super sexy wife called Jess! It’s so hard not to want to have sex with her anyway but the running makes it worse

Hey Jess, help me out here I have runners cock

Runners Cock by Smartyboy1989 April 16, 2019

Runners Cock 

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

Runners Cock by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022

runner, runner...cocksucker! 

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

runner, runner...cocksucker! by ck64 April 5, 2011