Quakemeister 

Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.

Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.

Quakemeister by Cheryl Mc February 8, 2009

quotemeister 

A person who quotes themselves

My boss Duane Pietryga made up this quote and uses it in his email signature...
"When service is exceptional, equipment cost is irrelevant" - D. Pietryga.

He is a quotemeister.

quotemeister by princesslindsmichelle January 18, 2010

Queasemeister 

One who is perpetually queasy. A master of Quease.

One who causes queasiness in others

Did you see Dylan, that queasemeister? He was vomiting on everything at the party and started a chain reaction of people vomiting.

Queasemeister by Hexicc January 27, 2025